Monday, April 22, 2013

Today is a holiday.

It is called "Earth Day". I did not really understand it until Chloe explained it to me. I am going to help the Earth by eating lots of treats and then I will have more body heat and we can turn down the heater. I know, I am so generous.

What are YOU going to do?

Saturday, April 20, 2013

I have been left alone, again.

My family is all gone to soccer. Chloe is in her room doing some unknown activity. I am sad. I may cry.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

If I could be ANY animal...

I think I might like to be a cow. Cows get to eat all day. I don't. It's so unfair.
Lucky duck eating hay. I have never tried
hay. Should I try hay? I am not sure. :-(
Another lucky animal is a pig. They stuff their faces in all they can find and everyone just says "Aw, how cute" and pats them. I also just like doggyism too because dogs are totally awesome. Right?

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Abandoned

I am abandoned now.
Mummy and Daddy left me outside by accident.
I was left out all night.
I was cold and I shivered.
I don't know what happened, then,because I fell asleep
And now my fur is wet
And I am getting bones.
This is nice.
Maybe,just maybe, it is worth it?
I must consider this thoroughly.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Callie And Me

Today Grandma came over with her puppy,Callie. Callie is a very wound up dog. Thank bones that I am a dignified dog.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

I am now 7 years old.

Hello. It's me. Chica. You know, the cute dog? I have some most wonderful news. My family went away for the longest time without telling me! Not at all! But they are back. Horrah! And also, I am now seven years old. I am now one year wiser. And one year cuter, I  think. What do you think?
I am 4 years old in this picture!

Thursday, May 24, 2012

I have been abandoned yet again.

Oh ,Dear.
It has been a very dissapointing day today. I feel like curling up to have a good cry right now. But dogs cannot do that. I wish they could. It would make begging for treats a whole lot easier. Who can resist those big,sad eyes?

 My Daddy and my Jonah are gone. They have left on a walk. I fear that they forgot to bring their Chica. I am very good at walks! I ALWAYS sniff. Humans are in such a rush! They say "No,Chica." Exuse Me?!?!?!? I'll have you know that I am a perfectly good dog who NEEDS to sniff. I mean, what if a dog just ate a treat and I didn't know? Oh, what a disater.


This is an example of the big eye trick. You can see how sad I am.
 I feel very sad and lonely. I think I'll go have a nice long nap.