Hello, it's me! Chica! Remember me? You might have given me a treat once-Maybe! Hey, geuss what? Today Mummy gave me breakfast! and Chloe petted me! Hoarray! I bet you guys have never had a bum rub-Right? Right? Hey, maybe you can give me one now! I'm starving. Can you give me a treat? Puh-LEEEEEEEZ=EY? Oh. I see. You don't care enough about me to give me a treat. I'm just little old Chica. Whom nobody loves. What? You love me? You're giving me Banana? It's on the table! Yum! Um, no, of coarse I diden't jump up and eat it. Why would you say I did that? Just beacause I'm chewing banana dosen't mean it's yours, right? Maybe Mummy gave me one, Chloe! Right? I am so tired. And sad. Pet me-Oh, hey! LOOOOK! Someone's at the door! Yay! It's Daddy! Daddy,Daddy, You're home! Remember me? Chica? Here's my face, look how polite I am-And here's my bum. Go on, pet it. Ok, No? How about breakfast then? I haven't had it yet today. Of coarse I'm not lying. What kind of dog to you think i am, Daddy? Oh. Mummy told you? Oh. I see. You don't love me enough to give me anything at all....I am so sad. Hey! You're still here! Yay! How about an e-treat? Thank you!
Love,Chica
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